I've only seen two girls taller than me in person
kingjaffejoffer: popebenediction: iketurnerpimpin: doomsday519: both Volleyball players its lowkey scary yeah b i seen em on the basketball court i had to reassure my dominance i hit em with the flagrants tryna get her carted out I always see it as a challenge when I come across a woman who is taller than me. It really only happens once or twice a year. The women are always minding...
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hervacationh0me: I can understand if they’ve been together for a year or something, but 3 months, nigga? You havent even fucked her yet and you’re already simping to other dimensions and shit. How you simp yourself into Nirvana, nigga? Cause she ain’t doing shit, she ain’t giving you no pussy, she’s boring as…
Nigga, when was the last time you invited a girl
hervacationh0me: Over to your house to “chill” And you actually wanted to just chill? Can’t remember, right? Because it’s never fucking happened. Y’all think we inviting you over to hear you talk about your hobby’s and shit? Nah, son. Stop it, five.
Once you kiss her on her neck, she takes that...